i once dated a guy who liked teeth scraping. when he was still soft-ish i would bite down on the base of his dick & then pull my mouth upwards (still exerting pressure w/ teeth) till about halfway. he also liked it when he was all the way hard, but more like gentle scraping as opposed to biting down. #themoreyouknow

don’t forget the BUNCH OF SYNTHETICS!!!!!

“no mental manipulation”....dying.

I love it when my boyfriend comes on my face or tits. Its not an everyday kind of thing, especially my face, but it feels incredibly intimate. The key to this is that we are very much in love & trust each other unconditionally - it would be very different with someone that I did not have such a connection with.

nah you’re correct, they aren’t the same. whip-its are pure nitrous oxide - same thing the dentist uses to put you out, so safer at some level than computer duster which was never meant to be inhaled & is very damaging to the brain.

starring because i love that gif with every fiber of my being.

omg a fucked up version of this happened to me last week - i was telling my bf about a guy i had a crush on in high school & i was like, i wonder what happened to him? so i looked for him on facebook - not on facebook. so i googled him and found his MEMORIAL PAGE. apparently he died in a car accident 8 years ago or…

I’m a lawyer with a background in criminal law & Charmed’s statistics are accurate. also, you are an idiot with a racist agenda.

most dudes look way more attractive with pussy juice all over their face.

yo you put that shit on airplane mode AND THEN you go in & separately activate the WIFI. i.e. what i do whenever i’m abroad to avoid roaming/international bullshit charges.

i love giving head but that makes me want to never give head ever again ever.

oh my god my boyfriend has the perfect picture for this. he was obsessed with it for like a whole week (that’s a long time in ADHD-land). i’m starring this because i am unable to find it but i will get him to send it to me tomorrow & I WILL OWN this comment thread!!!!!!

dying at “emily mcbruncheater”. so perfect.

please tell me more about this behind the counter benadryl!!

WOW. is your friend holding out in hopes of some of that $150M you think?

this is exactly what i was thinking & therefore is obviously the correct answer.

YEAHHHHH t bone burnett is a good sign!!!

totally. the finale seemed very...small in scope compared with the rest of the season. although when i watched the whole thing a second time i did like the finale *slightly* better, i think bc IMO cohle’s transcendent experience mirrored the transcendence that was being sought by many of the characters throughout the…

girl the first season is creepy & occult-y as hell. it’s a bit of a slow start (or it was for me) but once you get into it it is OH SHIT I NEED AN ADULT kind of creepy. you should check it out!!!!

i agree with you to a point - i think the direction & cinematography was almost, if not just as compelling. my expectations went way down when i read the season one director was not returning.