Yeah, this whole post makes me feel shitty, even though I know it’s meant to be fun and just opinions. When people say Diana was unattractive, or up thread where Lana del Ray was unattractive before reinvention, I feel like a hag. I know I shouldn’t be reading it given my self esteem but it’s hard to look away. I hate…

Nope, this is reasonable. I’m 25 and my dad is 75. I don’t have a strong drive to have children, but I do freak out about wanting to decide sooner rather than later. A lot of people don’t think about this if they didn’t have older parents.

Tempted to write “But hey, at least I’ve got hair!” on my bathroom mirror.

GAH stylists. They need to teach them to smile politely and make up a compliment when curly haired people express that they don’t like/care to straighten their hair.

The way it is phrased (about how they “hate Jesus”) makes me hope this is satire.

Replying again to share a thing I learned basically today...

Love that wet food carb chart! I used it to pick my kitty’s food.

Unless you’re in Florida, where kitten season lasts seemingly ALL DAMN YEAR. I work with a rescue and we’ve still got bottle babies.

Good point. Also they might be itchy.

If I were rich I might blow all my money on sparkly dresses.

My cat loves “crinkly balls”. Go to a pet store and you’ll see them there, cheap and made of colored foil. Whatever gets your cat hunting is the toy you’ll need many of because they’ll disappear to who knows where.

If the cat had to be shaved anyway, it’s fine. A local rescue did it to one because of a skin issue/matted fur and the dino look will probably help him get adopted.

I just went to her concert and there were people dressed as “swifters” who stuck swiffer pads to themselves!

Ralph’s rage was a product of eminent domain though. Fix It Felix kind of represents the wealthy/elite class.

Wait, that’s why you can’t wear letters to bars? I always thought sororities just didn’t want pictures of people drinking/being debaucherous (apparently not a word but I like it) in letters. Interesting.

It’s so weird to me that a bikini is somehow more agreeable than a bra and underwear.

I have no idea how to tell! BUT OH GOD THE WIKIPEDIA PAGE FOR NEW CALVINISM LISTS MARK DRISCOLL. I hope it’s not this but yep, probably this.

Stage lighting, a praise and worship band, and a congregation that has a good percentage of young people and families. At least, that’s what I interpret the draw/hipness to be.

I think familial kisses are weird. I hate them. I only want to kiss my cat and my boyfriend. I used to think it was because I consider kisses sexual, but the cat thing throws that off...

Were you suspicious of something wrong?