O rly? I mean, I find veggie hot dogs to taste SUSPICIOUSLY like normal hot dogs because hot dogs are a weird product no matter what goes into them. I will trust you for my sanity.

I miss that clickwheel. :(

I hate this report. It doesn’t come out and say which veggie dogs didn’t contain meat. I guess it’s implied if they are on the “clear list”. Also, recommending Trader Joe’s is annoying because those aren’t exactly found everywhere.

I mean, kind of expensive. I paid a $20 copay for the tube that will last a long time at once a week.

You think Retin-A alone is going to have that dramatic of an effect when used once a week (my current recommended regimen)? I didn’t see anything about Retin-A producing results that drastic. However, the older (50s? I don’t know) assistant did gleefully tell me that she has been using it since 30 and her face looked…

Gotta perfect some weird pose that blocks them. Elbows in, thumbs up. Arms crossed, upper body twisted to the side. Take off your shoe and hold it in front of them like a running prop. ...I’m out of ideas.

I looked this up recently because of an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm and I was finding a lot saying it does not reduce your life expectancy.

Yep, absolutely. Part of me thinks that he was a less difficult adolescent than I was so that particular thing is not on his mind. I also think about having to raise the kid alone if something happened to him and whether I’m willing/prepared to do that. Hard conversations are hard.

Not sure why you lumped Retin-A with botox and fillers. It sounds like you’re making a judgement about people getting too much plastic surgery?

Yah, I know all this because I read the packet (I actually do that!). I am supposed to use it once per week and build up. I was overly ambitious and did it twice in one week and my face informed me not-kindly that it was too soon. I also think I got too much sun exposure.

My friend once told me to sort of...bounce when you see the camera. She always has good photos!

But do you get out your cell phone and start chatting? I volunteered at a marathon/half marathon and I totally understand needing to walk some of it, but that really got me.

I have small boobs and I think I just have pointy nipples so I understand that annoyance. I shouldn’t care, but I do.

What??? Why dq for touching goggles?

Wetsuits are only allowed in certain temps. I raced in a sports bra and swim shorts a couple of times because the race was short enough to not demand padding on the bike. You can get tri shorts and wear a sports bra for the top, perhaps?

I actually had a pretty good one coming out of the water once because I was reaching up and back to my wetsuit zipper. I was elongated and not hunched over like what-why-am-I-vertical-now-ow-my-feet.

Do a shorter one. I only care to do sprints and they are fun because you don’t get bored with each leg (well, maybe the bike).

Or they count jerking it in the bathroom.

Can we refer to oldies as “Oldz Bop” from now on? At least music from the 90s-00s? Because it’s perfect.

I have yet to see results from Retin-A because I’ve not used it long enough, but I am glad someone said it. I’m using it mostly for wrinkle prevention but I believe in it because it’s clinically proven to do so! I believe so strongly that I’m putting up with all the terrible peeling and burning without crying over…