I actually had a pretty good one coming out of the water once because I was reaching up and back to my wetsuit zipper. I was elongated and not hunched over like what-why-am-I-vertical-now-ow-my-feet.

Do a shorter one. I only care to do sprints and they are fun because you don’t get bored with each leg (well, maybe the bike).

Or they count jerking it in the bathroom.

Can we refer to oldies as “Oldz Bop” from now on? At least music from the 90s-00s? Because it’s perfect.

I have yet to see results from Retin-A because I’ve not used it long enough, but I am glad someone said it. I’m using it mostly for wrinkle prevention but I believe in it because it’s clinically proven to do so! I believe so strongly that I’m putting up with all the terrible peeling and burning without crying over…

No oils with latex.

Man, the kid thing is hard. My boyfriend looks at babies and wants one, I look at babies and imagine them as disrespectful, angry teenagers. I’ve never been drawn to having children, but I am open to changing my mind on that...but it feels like a huge change that would be scary to admit to. I feel like my brain is to…

Sure, I can see why they can be annoying when used inconsiderately, but that’s phones in general. I don’t use mine on crowded streets and having one at a private event like a wedding isn’t interfering with other people getting to work, etc. I also really like mine because it means I don’t have to ask someone else to…

Yeah, I own a selfie stick and don’t understand the hate. They are tripods for your phone. I use mine to take pictures with friends and also get things in the background/have a nice angle to the picture. It could be fun to have people use them at a wedding!

Waaaat I’m working on my PhD in urban planning. I don’t want to teach. Good to see someone practicing with a similar degree! I have no advice because I’m a student, but good luck!

Yep, I was out there in FL! Nice to hear about the other locations!

PP in my area sent out an email asking for volunteers for a counter demonstration against a national day of antichoice protests. I went and got called a murderer or whatever for a few hours to start my Saturday. Not a ton of fun, but I do think we bore the brunt of the ire instead of the patients. I was one of the few…

Word. I went off the pill for about six months and had a condom break so I freaked out and went back on it this month. I won’t be starting my next pack.

It helps that I never really liked meat all that much. The meat I “miss” occasionally is the weirdest meat, like fast food chicken nuggets. It’s interesting that one of your favorite foods has lost all appeal though.

Yeah, meat doesn’t appeal to me drunk or sober anymore. When I’m drunk, it’s FRIES OR GTFO.

Whoa whoa whoa were you in Village of the Arts? Do you still have stuff in a gallery somewhere?

Yep, the shot/spray isn’t effective for two weeks.

Big pharma is anti-elderberry!

I think they now put fine print on the bottom of mascara ads that says something about enhanced lashes.

Is it bad that I kind of want this in every color to cover all my business casual needs for the next ten years or so?