My boyfriend calls Lululemon “the Prince store” because the at our nearest mall just has the symbol outside. He thinks it’s really pretentious.

That’s why I don’t use fluffy toilet paper. I don’t need a snowman in my vag!

Eco Tools are the only brushes I use because I only use synthetic, they are cheap, and they do the job. I’ve seen them get a lot of praise!

Seriously. I still balk at spending money to rent fancy dresses instead of just buying a cheaper one (I don’t know anything about brands really so a $50 dress seems like a lot to me), but it makes plenty of sense. I once mentioned renting a wedding dress if I get married and my boyfriend thought that was weird, and…

From what I understand, they don’t think you’re a jerk for having a dog. They think that on the whole it would be better if pets were just not a thing, but as they are, it’s better that there are people like you are doing your best to give them a good home (assuming you adopted; if you bought your dog then they think…

I mean, they’d rather them be rescued than killed. I think the idea is that they would prefer us to not have pets but ultimately keeping “animal companions” is better than the animals being killed. This means they also would not agree with buying a pet from a breeder because that supports keeping pets.

They do not,…

I believe their story is that they run kill shelters in part because often terrible abuse cases end up with them. Their philosophies can be kind of hard to follow but I think they may also take the stance that they have to do what they can to do the greatest overall good, which means having space for animals that will…

I have a male friend who seems to always feel the need to tell me (a female) when he thinks another female he encounters is attractive. He isn’t particularly lewd about it (“I met Bob’s wife this weekend; she’s reaaaally cute!”) but it just seems kind of like a weird pattern. I’m not your bro and I don’t need an…

So I feel you on checking up on celebrities, but I’m 24 and didn’t know who Burt Reynolds was until I was like 19. I didn’t know this tidbit until now.

Yeah...I remember liking Little Caesars...

The strip club served rice pudding? Was this two different jobs?

Isn’t one of those tactics not being afraid to aggressively ask for raises (I didn’t read it)? I think this depends on how we (or she) assume(s) the tooth fairy operates. Does the tooth fairy need the teeth, or is the tooth fairy just in the business of bestowing gifts upon the occasion of losing a tooth (I mean, the…

Wait, they answered the phone as “bathroom mirror”? They are now referring to themselves as this incident?

I hate when people equate overall size to shoe size. I’m 5’5, ~115 lbs, and a size 10 (sometimes 9 1/2). Size 10 boots tend to have significantly more calf space than I need and end up gaping (I buy cheap ones so that might be part of the poor design). My hands are also big. I don’t really care that my feet and hands…

You’re supposed to put it on your face, silly. :)

I have very dry skin and Ponds felt moisturizing but I think broke me out (my skin is dry and acne prone). Like anything, there might be some trial and error involved.

Yeah! I have dry skin so it really helps to have a product that cleans and moisturizes at the same time.

WITH LONG SHORTS?

Yeah, I get a lot of weird comments and I tried to be an FSU fan (except versus UF, of course!) and they made it pretty tough (the mascot. the recent fiasco. etc.) so I’m honestly embarrassed at the whole institution (not that UF is perfect, but). I’m there for my department and the degree. When I left Tallahassee I…

Yeah seriously. Why would I wear lipstick to play soccer? Also it probably would’ve been all over my face. Also stop creeping on middle schoolers, high schooler.