I mean, I'd rather you give a citation than just make statements like I did. :)

He's not advertising it as tree trim. He's offering to give it to someone in exchange for that person trimming his trees.

Hey, just I wanted you to know that you got my signature. It looks like the petition is well on its way to its goal!

GOD NO. SHE WILL NOT. SHE CANNOT.

Is it "infidelity" if it's agreed upon? Because I would say no, but I don't know how these studies are defining it.

I get so mad at my boyfriend for being so resentful of giving me massages. I would do just about any physical thing he asked me to do (I mean, I would try it?) and he rolls his eyes when I'm sore and ask for a massage. I ASKED FOR A BUTT MASSAGE AND HE COMPLAINED. </offtopic>

I mean, if you're eating all that kale you won't have room for chikin.

So I don't know much about primates, but I have been told that smiling is a fear response to them (or an aggressive response, or both?). Those cute cards with smiling chimps and stuff? The chimp was probably in distress. I wonder if this monkey took her smile threateningly.

The...what?

You were right. She ended up in Atlanta so she would be headed for the GA-FL border, but probably the middle of it.

Nope, she's in Atlanta. You'd take I-75 through Valdosta into really the middle of Florida, and then take I-10 east to Jacksonville. Or, you can take back roads from Atlanta to the coast of Georgia area to Jacksonville.

I have a picture with him from when he came to a liquor store near campus to sell his rum and eat a ridiculous amount of pizza. He also played the harmonica for us.

Yeah this made no sense to me. His natural child? What was doubly inappropriate exactly?

I thought the first three were the same woman and the fourth was his new wife. I am confused about the "my ex and my natural child " statement though.

I think that the right also looked at Girls and said "see, this is how those lazy young women with no jobs (? I've never actually watched it) are living their lives now they we don't marry 'em off young" or something to that extent about how young women are so ~promiscuous and drink too much and whatever. I think…

Yeah, I realized that my Men's Heath suggestion was bad. They do have a similar show-attractive-men-and try to sell you things vibes, but I also don't know if there's enough shaming of men on a broad level for a cosmo-style magazine to even make men feel shitty, despite all their claims of their own pressures to…

I know. I feel bad because she's an adult, of drinking age even, but it's hard not to think she's very young. I don't know what exactly it is. Possibly the ponytail, but she has on pretty heavy makeup a lot and it still doesn't age her.

Men's Heath is kind of like that? Okay, no Men's Health sucks and actually just is full of ways to subtly tell your girlfriend not to get fat. My boyfriend, years ago, used to have that around for himself and Cosmo around for the ladies, and they both managed to make me feel shitty.

My boyfriend just claimed he could do it (on the phone, so no proof yet) and I stood in front of the mirror making weird noises until he told me to stop before I hurt myself. One day.

Yep, I've heard that kind of stuff, too. :/