1) What airlines have baby-free flights?

I'm pretty sure I've accidentally gotten it through airport security many times.

I have one, but I'm in the US. I knew they were illegal in Ireland before I went so I took it off my keychain. Maybe not in Australia, but in the US there's discussion of whether or not you could be sued for using hairspray/wasp spray/whatever on an attacker if they were injured because it's using the product in a…

My armpit muscles? I just end up squeezing my biceps. Man, is there a class in muscle isolation? I feel really disconnected from my body right now.

Yeah, I think that was intentional. Rallying the crowd and whatnot.

And country music artists:

That God Made Girls girl. I appreciate a more authentic country voice (Kacie Musgraves, Miranda Lambert) but in addition to the content of that song her voice is THE WORST.

Yeah, I have an ex-boyfriend who used to do it...

When I try to do it...I think I flex my abs, then my butt, and then my eye twitches.

I put my place up to sublet starting in January, and it looks like I've found a good person (no matter to me ultimately because it gets signed over to them completely) BUT I was really nervous about the prospect of showing my place for just that reason (convicts). I live alone, and I didn't want someone showing up to…

I did think that both mentioning cocoa was a bit off.

"...and watching TV on big cumffy coutch."

See? Thank you. Also sorry about the excessive bleeding. :(

Yik Yak is the app equivalent to schools' "Anonymous Confession Boards (ACBs)". They are terrible; I am sure this is also terrible.

I mean...I feel like if I didn't look I would be in danger of poking myself in the face with it? You think you would see, even peripherally, that it was bright red.

So there you go. And dude probably threw up because he saw her throw up; that's a thing that happens to a number of people.

"Most girls "spot" and wear these thin little liners."

So I know she ends this implying like she knows a lot about periods, but they don't make a variety of tampons for no reason. Obviously her situation is extreme, but most women certainly do not just spot...right? I mean, sometimes I spot, and sometimes I have a…

This is totally true. My boyfriend appreciates lingerie approximately 0% and complains when I insist on going to get my free underwear when the coupon comes because I already have plenty of underwear (to be fair, those underwear are rarely sexy). I still WANT him to like it and have a hard time believing that he…

But I'm not uncomfortable. I don't notice that I am wearing a bra most of the time. That's why I figure that I'm sized adequately. But maybe next time I go to buy bras I'll size myself first?

See that's hilarious, because they've put me in a 32C before because they pull the bullshit "equivalent sizing" thing. I actually bought it...and then could never bring myself to wear it because even though no one else would know, I would know that it was a total lie that I was a C cup.

Honestly, I've never been…