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anonymouscrank

i’m not shocked or disgusted, just... puzzled...

It’s too bad we don’t have an AVC oddsmaker for The Americans the way that we did for Game of Thrones so we could bet on how many Jennings make it out alive. I personally think that they all do, and I think that would project to be a long shot that could earn me some sweet, sweet fake Kinja money.

I’m thinking Tim is scared shitless. That’s why he didn’t say anything to Stan.

Pitchfork described it as, “A strong start with a sting at the end. Really brought tears to my eyes.”

I’m about to release something right now:

Skittles are delicious... or at least they were before they replaced the lime one with green apple. Why did they do this? How was the public outcry not sufficient to switch it back (à la New Coke)?

...oh, I get it. Your gimmick is like a parody of a left-wing sophist? That’s a good one, but it makes me miss accounts like repostedA7Xfan.

Besides, the correct insult about her appearance would have been to point out that she always looks like she does because a Baggins stole her precious and she hates it forever.

Surprise, surprise, the AV Club’s #1 concern troll takes issue with calling out concern trolls.

To those concern trolls out there ready to spam every thread in this comment section, the Fascist in Chief and his cronies were going to throw a shitfit about this regardless. Bipartisanship was not going to spring back into exsistamce if she didn’t make those jokes and Republicans were not going to instantly turn

“Brace yourself, Sheila!”

If you even use the term “SJW”, chances are you never really understood Trek.

Yup, and since this is the same guy that spammed “Actresses and actors bitching about sexual advances is like an ugly prostitute complaining about getting a dick up her ass.” 16 times across multiple stories, including the Eliza Dushku story, he shouldn’t be replied to.

Discovery is certainly not my Star Trek... To see my Star Trek again will require either necromancy or some Tupac-style holograms... but I like it for what it is as TV SF.

Freedom? Equality? Justice?

The AV Club Year in Band Names 2018

thanks for the band name “klingon tit haters”

“You people”? Oh, you mean the hordes of Klingon-tit-haters who swarm these comments and make your life hell every week who are totally a thing that really exists and consist of everyone but you and are always on about it. Yep.

I think they’re bigger than that.

What are you talking about? Zack has watched and reviewed over 400 episodes, starting with Kirk and going all the way to Ben Sisko. He is definitely a fan.

His reviews of Discovery are a little more negative than my impressions, but that doesn’t invalidate his opinions. And your suggestion that he’s not a fan because