the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: “there’s actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron”

I’m cracking up at you using “undergrad obsession” as an insult on a review of Riverdale, of all things.

No. The mistake is assuming there is a code. Trump is not playing chess. He’s playing candyland. He doesn’t make promises he can’t keep as part of a strategy, he makes promises because he likes it when people like him. And he doens’t follow through because he’s stupid, cheap and an asshole.

Praise makes me uncomfortable.

Mirror Universe Trump, you are truly the pinnacle of human decency and governmental competence.

I mean, I don’t know her personally. I know Mirror Universe Sarah Huckabee Sanders, a woman of the highest moral character, universally respected and admired for her generosity and humanity. She runs a soup kitchen!

Remember Gamergate?

Oh my god fuck off. You are seriously complaining about the article “spoiling” the trailer.

Bitter nerd takes ball, goes home*. Film at 11

The oddest response I’d seen on one of these countless events was somebody writing “prayers” by hand on a piece of paper, taking a picture, and posting it. It at least took a little more effort than stabbing an incomplete sentence on their phone, but still. Every day is becoming a bizarre call and response act of…

If anyone’s first (or second, or third or 43rd) thought to a call for gun control is, “Geez, let the bodies cool first” or “Don’t politicize this tragedy,” go ahead and delete your comment, delete your account and fuck right the fuck off.

I was about to say something about gun control in America...but then I remembered Sandy Hook and realized if that didn’t change anything, I doubt this will. I really hope I’m wrong about that.

Hi, I’m a longtime AV Club commenter (sorry for bragging), and I understand that Hugh Hefner was a worthless old pimp who only gets accolades from the media because he published a few Norman Mailer short stories or whatever.

Good

“The goatee-smudged Seagal—who these days actually looks more like Jim Belushi trying to “lay low” in China”

With all of the balloons in the first one I think they’d be justified in calling it a “Squeakquel.”

It’s quite entertaining for the rest of us. It’s almost as if your country is based on the theft of one continent, the enslavement of a second continent, and the bombing and terrorising of diverse countries since 1950. It’s almost like you deserve to stop being a country. Because you suck.

Nazis: “We literally believe that the genocide of non-whites is justified.”

This is like the Netflix American Vandal mini-series come to life. Could be guerrilla marketing.

Of all the people they could have picked to do Watchmen, they went the guy who is partially responsible for Prometheus and enjoys more asking questions that seem important and never answering them.