As a person who works at an agency and is responsible for buying stock photography rights, this article is my worst nightmare.

Hello Mudda

Little kids LOVE to play extra games. When a little league game ended for me, all I wanted was to play another game immediately. They are not victims.

You are everything that’s wrong with America. Nobody is interested in hearing your fantasy football stories. Do you also have a bad beat poker story to tell?

Both guys are wrong. Smith makes enough money that he can pay back $600, even if that was necessitated by a personal tragedy. Enemkpali may not even make the team, and $600 is not nothing.

You can find out the answers to your questions in the videos in the post that you commented on!

It is cutting the line. Just because it’s not technically illegal, you’re still being an asshole.

Even if you are paying attention, there’s always a chance for disaster. The Pirates had a coach, Don Long, who was seriously injured from a broken bat, and he was also watching the batter swing. Stuff happens sometimes

I’m ashamed of this but sometimes I get a little territorial about "my" bike at spin class.

That kid is so cute it’s not fair. Her blonde hair blue eye combo is like perfection. Not only that, her suit is completely appropriate. That hand on hip pose is pure sassy-pants behavior. I bet she takes dance class or something, because that's a totally normal pose for young kids...cause it's easy. Puh-leeeaze...

Yeah, I don’t think that’s it. It’s a pretty straightforward equation: youth + newly independent + recent convert to a new ideological position = fucking fanatical. It could happen during any generation (and has, with the ideologies of the time using the tools available to the students at the time).

It is a stunning example of feminism devouring itself.

Once again proving that college students have WAY too much time on their hands.

My brother has crohn’s, you don’t get to fucking judge peoples decision whether or not to have kids, It’s their choice not yours and there is also no guarantee the kids will even have it.

Ask Monica Seles what she thinks about fans running up behind the players without security intervening.

“The incident happened my junior year at Columbia, when Paul followed me upstairs at a party, came into a room with me uninvited, closed the door behind us, and grabbed me. I politely said, “Hey, no, come on, let’s go back downstairs.” He didn’t listen. He held me close to him as I said no, and continued to pull me…

100% agree, except I was the “good midfield" portion. I think I actually got worse throughout the high school season.

You’re not investing with Kickstarter. It’s a fundraising site, prettied up donations if you will. Unless you want to get all philosophical about how you’re “investing” in a dream, but gator don’t play that shit.

But if their job is doing traffic enforcement, they need to be able to recognize cars. Sorry it's hard, but he could have gone to court and sworn it was the car and put that guy in jail and he would have if the video did not blow up like this. If you produce evidence in a trial, especially as an office of the court…

I had a woman request a new glass of ice water, because, and I can’t make this up, “her ice water was watered down.”