I don’t like tomatoes either. I can take small amounts, as part of a larger dish, but big chunks of them, or slices, ugh. It’s the texture for me. So awful.

Hey, your friendly neighborhood ex-bouncer and security person here.

No I get that. But I'll take the experienced old man Howard over Guzan anyday of the week when it comes to down to International play.

I will never root for a Cubs World Series win until I have concrete confirmation that the people that threw beer and food at Steve Bartman are dead.

1 and 3 help greatly. 1.a would be, don't drive any car older than 1995.

1.) get the oldest model luxury car that still has a newish body style, I went with a 2001 Audi A6.

Audis come with turn signals?

To be fair, an '01 A6 most likely has been held together with bailing wire and spit since roughly 2005. Earlier if it's the turbo V6.

Anyone who can stand hearing their kid cry for any extended period of time is made of much sterner stuff than me.

I guess you can read racism into anything. But you do realize that besides Kimmy, the only "positive" characters are non-white? Do you think Dong—who is an immigrant—shouldn't have broken english? Should Tittus be a boring accountant instead of a fun gay? The maid in the bunker cares so little about white people that…

"They closed the salad bar early that day." I heard that in Garrison Keillor's voice.

Absolutely telling that not only does Dolan refer to his 21 years of sobriety (a point at which most people would have forgotten they were ever an alcoholic to begin), but then accuses someone who opposes him of being an alcoholic — misplaced self-righteousness is high on the list of dick moves.

I'm both a victim of rape and of child abuse. I have written kind words to my teenaged abuser (whom I believe to be a good adult now), but I sincerely have tons of trouble with the idea of telling my acquaintance rapist, weeks after the rape, that I need to have a "NonServiam-Rapist love sesh" because I haven't seen…

I'm sorry but honestly, she choose him. She had her own demons and he wasn't RESPONSIBLE for them. We talk about how women shouldn't bear the brunt of men having to control themselves and women aren't the keepers of male sexuality here all the time. And I 100% agree with that sentiment. On the flip side, a woman's…

Ok, normally I'm always on the staff's side, etc, but Anna Holden's story is kinda dumb because obviously the lady wanted a Cafe Latte and just didn't know how to pronounce it or whatever. Starbucks spells theirs like Caffe Latte.

I really hate to be that guy and to stick up for coffee latte lady, but doesn't "cafe" literally translate from French to English as "coffee"? As such, isn't a "coffee latte" really exactly the same damn thing as a "cafe latte"? Suck up the fact that she's an idiot and can't comprehend it is supposed to be cafe and…

What you're saying is a little at odds with the headline. Yeah, I agree he's not off the hook. But the headline kind of leads us to believe that he is the head monster orchestrating all this stuff. It's not exactly fair. I can tell you for sure that I have bosses to this day that do shitty things. While the owner…

not to detract from the inherit dickness of these allegations, but is changing in and out of your uniform off the clock not expected?