Duplicity in the service of elegant domination — the Germans must already have a word for it, no?

Some cheer as elephants die quickly from brain injuries. Others cheer as football players die slowly from brain injuries.

+5.5 degree of difficulty, +0.25 for execution

This is a stupid incremental step. Just have the balls to go all the way and ban it already! I promise you in 3 years nobody will be talking about it.

When our guys flop or fake injuries it's because they're 'selling the foul' or it's a 'strategic' move. Totally unlike those foreigners (particularly Europeans and South Americans) who flop because it shows they're dirty cheaters who lack honor.

Ooh, a Ben Affleck joke! What is this, 2003?

My father, a certified gear head, is probably sad at the demise of SPEED. I haven't really asked him. The only program I watched on the channel was the Barrett Auto Auction, and only a couple of times.

and it's about the most boring non-event ever.

Police Chief: We cannot have two people with the same famous name running around! We must eliminate the imposters! We've rounded up the two choices, and we'll leave it to you to make the choice. Shoot the one who's the imposter!

Someone please tell Shanahan that the time to pull RGIII was at halftime of that playoff game, when he was so immobile as to be defenseless. Now he is overcompensating the other direction, and not getting him enough reps so that he will be ready to play Week 1.

These were all the things they took out that made the UFC an entity that he can't stand.

Here's a selfie screencap of girl with Caca.

ABC!

I always feel uncomfortable with this topic. Yes, dynamic female characters are underrepresented in fantasy/sci-fi and I would love for that to be fixed. But I'm not sure Doctor Who is the right battleground for that.

Breaking News: Wayne Rooney Transferred to Bradford City.

I felt like I was watching a montage of Mac from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

I find it offensive that you assume Native Americans are at bars. YOU'RE OFFENSIVE.

As someone who grew up next to the border and saw a massive amount of Mexican Americans cheering for the tricolor whenever they played Stateside, I can respect cheering for your country of origin/nationality (though my country of origin is one of the few that hasn't embraced soccer (it's an Asian country south of…

Doesn't count as a real Demolition Man reference without referring to the three seashells.

Menjivar and Gerson Mayen both played in the US Uxx system at some point as did Dustin Corea (who didn't play today). At least we had our look before discarding.