I'm sure the Costa Rican goalkeeper had no problem receiving a yellow card. It was just a reminder of what type of rice to order after the game was over.

genitals are cleaner than hands, generally speaking. you keep your genitals clean and clothed to protect them from germs, whereas your hands touch everything.

Washing your hands is no big deal.

Alright....the related articles within the article are REALLY starting to piss me off.

A mean-spirited person would point out that, in all likelihood, they decided to allow the pitching change within a minute or so during the first huddle, then spent the remaining time trying to catch their breath after jogging in from their respective positions at the bases.

"The first appearances of Redskin in English are thus as literal translations of what would be in standard French 'peaux-rouge' (in both cases the plural 'peaux-rouges'), which is itself in a translation from a dialect of the Miami-Illinois language."

I disagree. The only reason I even keep my DirecTV is for the MLB Network, otherwise I'm more than ready for a Hulu + Netflix only existence.

Does this mean you're one of those "I have integrity because I support Barca" poseurs? Please tell me not.