You gotta talk to your favorite bars about getting on bio remediation. No more fruit flies, sugar snakes, disgusting lines, etc.

agreed. I think the main enemy of great parenting is weariness. Sure it's EASIER to just scold, clean up and buy a cake but a little bit more effort = a lifetime story.

My mother came downstairs on the morning of my Father's Birthday to find my brother, who, having decided to make Dad's favorite German chocolate cake, filled a bowl with 12 eggs, milk, ketchup and was trying to get the lid off the pickle jar.

So my dad owes 8 year old me a major apology for yelling about changing the lyrics in Superstitious to say: "...running into walls"

they deserve whatever shade they receive. Kicking out the person who's responsible for your music because they have a disease is some pretty low shit.

Redskins = this generation's "free tibet" just a bunch of pretentious little kids who found an issue that they can rebel against and still apply for colleges.

If anyone thinks this is easy I invite them to go down to the local field and try this I bet it would be about hundred attempts for most of us.

Did you really refer to it as a "costume"? This isn't a gawker Halloween party, they aren't playing dress up.

corporal punishment can't be a catch all phrase to include being hit with sticks, knives, cords, etc.

Doesn't seem to me like his career is on fire, this post on the other hand is looking dumb and dumber by the minute. Just say it: he was right and you were wrong, the NFL did have the tape.

nothing like someone doing what you're doing better than you. Amirite Dog?

If you have a job, you're required to do every part of that job, some old accountant can't say "well I forgot about filing those profits but I'm old so let it slide." Joe should've been at home concentrating on not crapping his pants or dying if he didn't want to do his entire job.

Kearning isn't important to every designer I guess. Personally I don't engage in this sort of phallacy.

Somewhere Wayne White is mourning the loss of an awesome mask.

What detail could we have possibly missed by them shooting it in portrait? widescreen TV has black bars on the top and bottom all the time and it doesn't effect our enjoyment. shut up about this everybody!

when she was making music and dancing there was no issue, you're confusing our fascination with her erratic and crazy behavior with some sort of character assault.

As bad as this is, I'm sort of happy for the last couple of seasons. I know we'll be great again, I know we'll be champions of Europe again and for those of us who objectively fell in love with the TYPE of soccer ManU plays as opposed to their status it would be nice to lose some of our standing as glory hunters,…

He can do whatever he wants as long as he is available for more BoJack Horsemen episodes.

Way to Go Mellinger. So very true. Being a Royals fan is like being married to an abusive drunk, they keep coming home and knocking us around the house but we swear it's different when it's just "me and her" (yes the abuser in my story is a female, I thought it would play better.) so forgive us for withholding our…

I believe the phrase you are searching for is long hurr don't curr.