I know bourbon sir and ranch is no bourbon.

I think you're confused at to the neighborhood I'm referring to. Country Club Plaza. The place with all the Cheesecake Factories and expensive (for KC) lofts, the yuppie, gentrified nestling place for KC's rich but still wanting to be hip.

Thank god the police specified the name of the recruit because you seemed to expect us to recognize him by face and know his name.

Kansas City is a significant, real city. Yes there is crime but there's also crime in Chicago New York Washington DC, etc. you traded a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a play by moving out to Stepford center.

If you were wondering if it's too soon to make a joke about a murder/suicide...it is. It always is.

Two points: first, he probably has played a ton of games where he had to pull a sweaty Spiderman mask out of his sock and has had to despondently place it back into his laundry. Secondly, players really should be checked before the game, and after halftime. There is a player coming who'll put Suarez and Cantona to…

Teen shaming, nice.

I've seen people with lower back problems and they weren't putting their feet onto 2.5' tailgates. Another loser's limp from Tiger.

I'm self employed doing what I love and I can tell you it's mostly unending misery.

negotiation is a learned skill, I have every faith in every women's ability to conquer it. You get what you negotiate for, if you don't like the deal walk away, no salesperson is going to refuse your business if you return bc you checked out several options and theirs is the best deal.

This goal is at least 500x easier, any beer league player worth his Corona salt can hit a volley coming down soft but to hit a volley so clean off of a ball hit with such pace is another thing entirely.

I just love children being used as pawns for a cause, good work people!

She absolutely 110% was an idiot about where she got her sperm.

I have a simple rule for dealing with vendors, other professionals, and even parents.

you my sir are the king of the tragedy brag, way to go!

Charlie Day said it best about humor in bad form. nothing is inappropriate if it's funny, unfortunately this was a lame comment even if the article wasn't about something that transcends the need for Carmelo jokes, you twat.

women's sports are just like men's sports...played underwater.

I'm a card carrying member of Team Klinsmann. Good to see a coach finally demanding more from US Soccer

Exactly, I cannot understand all this apologetics surrounding his performances this world cup. Yes, he has the most potential and upper end talent than anyone in the squad. But he has played like absolute dog shit for two games.

This makes my heart hurt a little less after Sunday. Misery loves company.