That’s some pretty damning stuff.  It’s almost as if powerful people were friends with Jeffrey Epstein and his contacts kept him above the law.  Almost as if our entire justice system were fundamentally broken due to corruption; but if that were true then we’d see a lot of poor, largely powerless individuals being…

I appreciate how this bold young man is calling Ross out on the mission of the charity. It’s like:

These owners really need to stick to sports.

You also HAVE to refrain from wearing a hat while the song is playing, but you do not have to refrain from piledriving children into the ground while the song is playing. THAT isn’t disrespectful at all.

Higher chance of him having to eat a bear’s ass in prison

I am fully in support of the USWNT being compensated equal to the MNT, but they would be better served by people making more economically and logically sound arguments, on their behalf.

speaking of a Little Nuts, how about that bagel guy

How can you criticize a guy who is always pulling for his teammates?

Seeing the shove made every NFL owner want to go buy his local NBA team. 

Double-A Harrisburg, where Rosenthal has been pitching since May 11

What goes through the mind of a batter here? I’m assuming thought one is “probably don’t swing” but thought two must be “I’m going to die.”

I’m at the point where I actively support Dumb Guys in sports just because it means they aren’t Dumb Guys doing something much more important.

I just left a hipster coffee shop.  It was PACKED with former Dallas Cowboys practice squad rejects talking about how shoe companies funnel money to players for NCAA recruiting efforts.

Yes, it’s really funny and the three hosts are a gay man, a fat man, and a gay Jewish man

If Leach is a true disciple of Sun Tzu, Washington State should forfeit every game next season:

“I used to feel really bad for myself. Like, Why don’t I have any friends? Why don’t girls like me? Why does everyone s—- talk me? Am I really that bad of a person?”

Bauer is on the “Post-playing career Curt Schilling in training” program and boys I think he’s gonna pass with flying colors.

I’m not sure, I’m gonna need to hear Michael Rappaport’s thoughts on this as well. 

In this case, “unsportsmanlike conduct” is cover for “Dude, we can’t afford to replace that ball, and we only have this stadium until 7pm!”

“The green dream or whatever they call it, nobody knows what it is, but they’re for it right?”