Drive thirty minutes in any direction from any major city in America and you are in Alabama.

My favorite Kate McKinnon bit from last night:

This is a whopper of a mistake by Trump. The Feds had him (and his mob family) under investigation for some time, with respect to Russian money laundering. A year ago, they sought a FISA warrant to wiretap Trump Tower but the judge refused it for insufficient evidence.

Robert Reich lays out the options as being threefold:

I think this entire thing is really worrying, but what is really pissing me off is his misuse of “McCarthyism” considering that he is starting witch hunts himself. Talk about projection...

Or, conversely, a wiretap — FISA or otherwise — was authorized, which means a judge found probably cause of wrongdoing in the first place.

Where are the pro-lifers who supposedly care about children? Where is their outrage? Where is their march in Washington with Pence about this? Someone? Anyone?

This sounds exactly the same what Nazis did in concentration camps.

Man, Leah Remini is really doing some outstanding work. I really appreciate that she recognized that she is probably the one person who can actually take down Scientology. She has the fame, the money, the time and she got out with her family, so they can’t hold that over her. She easily could have quietly gone away…

recusing himself now, after the allegations, when he refused to recuse himself before (even though, like, his status as “former campaign surrogate” obviously hasn’t changed) says “I’m guilty but the GOP’s spine fell out of its collective butt so let’s split the diff, mmmkay?”

Lover of liberty and tallest Keebler elf Rand Paul

That is the dumbest fucking comparison I can imagine. If they weren’t up to the job... they shouldn’t have taken the damn job. You should raise your standards for professional adults who understand what’s being asked of them and are being paid to do a set list of things.

EXACTLY

As stated above, many wrestling leagues don’t separate boys/girls. You wrestle according to weight period. Let’s try to stop with our “must protect the girls!” rally cry.

We have had a warm winter and the rabbits in our yard are huge and fat and aren’t scampering away as usual. They just stay still, staring with an ominous side eye, as we walk by. I’m scared of them bunnies.

OMG Melissa McCarthy in a bunny suit. God, please let this happen.

Fake news is very much a real and serious problem; in fact, I’d argue that were it not for fake news, Trump probably wouldn’t’ve been elected.

‘Memba when?