I’m starting to think men shouldn’t be allowed out of the house.

Uppity and snobby for being proud of an achievement? She’s breaking a record, it’s a big fucking night for her, and Lagerfeld’s bitchy little lie completely overshadowed that for her. She’s earned it.

We don’t really live in a age where a trans person is the victim of a random act of violence.

Oh, they’ll try. But here’s the difference between Stalin and Hitler and Trump. Stalin had to deal with Russians. Hitler had to deal with Germans. Trump has to deal with Americans.

HOW AMAZING WOULD IT BE IF THEY ROASTED HILLARY AND GENERALLY ACTED AS THOUGH SHE WERE THE SITTING PRESIDENT, a la HILLARYBEATTRUMP.ORG

Leslie Jones should sit in as Trump. Doesn’t have to say a word. Just sit next to the comic and pout.

Oh, get over yourself. It’s a skillful art form. Just because you don’t appreciate it doesn’t mean they shouldn’t honor those who achieve greatness within their community.

Was looking for a Cthulhu reference. Not disappointed.

Trump supporters waved around Russian flags with “TRUMP” plastered on them, a prank by 22-year-old Jason Charter and 36-year-old Ryan Clayton. “Most people didn’t realize it was a Russian flag, or they didn’t care,” Charter told the Atlantic in a phone interview.

Cousin ITT!

In 1990, for example, People Magazine published a report that Trump had turned down Madonna sexually and stole Carla Bruni from Mick Jagger, citing as a source Trump spokesperson John Baron. The interview, as it turned out, was recorded, and the voice of “John Baron” clearly belongs to Trump. 

“who mock feminism because they don’t understand it.”

I want to bring back the WWJD campaign that was really big several years ago. Just a slight change to this: “WWJD? No really. WWJactuallyD?”

This is one of my favorite responses to the whole celebrities-shouldn’t-talk-about-politics thing:

Chicken shit.

How can someone this stupid understand the complexity of an NFL offense?

Bill Cosby sucks, but Cliff and Clair Huxtable are my parenting idols.

I can’t remember when I first realized we were in the upper middle class (dad’s a prominent attorney, mom was in entertainment business), but I do remember my parents clearly teaching me that their money is THEIR money. I was being a snotty 13 year old and begging my mom for the latest trendy jeans - they were like…

It is just such a glaring example of a white man getting chance after chance after chance in a field that is very hard for women and minorities to break into that it’s difficult to ignore.

it’s “possible that introducing female protagonists is somehow an easier, less threatening fix than hiring women directors and writers.”