You realize there’s a reason “Follow the money” is a thing, right?

This just dawned on me. Jared Kushner looks like Orin from Parks and Rec.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

“I think that’s going to be very challenging. Does 3 Doors Down do comedy? I don’t know, maybe they do.”

God, every time I see this shit I just get depressed all over again. Hillary was so ready and capable and deserved to be the first female president.

Pence couldn’t get his paperwork together in a timely manner like a lazy high schooler. Paperwork that is helping him prepare for the White House.

nah

Whenever I hear someone go , “But why now? Why all these women now?” Let me use my experience and simple rational logic to explain WHY NOW.

I don’t know. As far as I’m concerned, there’s only one person that can play Jackie Jormp-Jomp...