And 100% stupid about how government expenditures work. The Obamas pay for this stuff from their own pockets. There is no line item in the budget that he puts in for "Fancy expensive dinner with wife" or other bullshit.

I can't even understand that comment the grammar is so poor.

Man here, and mostly I get super hot at night. I tend to be cold most of the day (if it is under 40 degrees you can bet I am wearing longjohns) and then basically sweat it out at night. No idea what is up with that.

Who the fuck are these people that keep their houses over 70 degrees? I mean, if you never want to wear clothes that is cool and all, but these people sound way to square to hang around the house naked.

I fucking love onion and hummus breath FUCKING BRING IT.

I also found that playing way too much EverQuest increased my typing WPM by a ton. Gotta be quick to get those good trades!

Eh, fuck this. Leaving a me a VM lets me know you are serious, and need me to respond. Texts and emails work too, but you know what? You can't send that shit from a landline. If you call my phone and I don't recognize the number, 95% chance I won't answer, but if you leave a message there is a 99.9999999% chance…

Lots of black people in one place = safety risk to way too many people.

Llamas just don't really give a fuck, so they are great for scaring away predators. Coyotes come up the the herd, llamas react with "HEY WHATS UP WHAT ARE YOU?" and run straight at them. Coyotes are like "WTF is that shaggy gia... IT"S COMING RIGHT AT US RUN"

Ah, yeah I was confusing him with Dr. Phil, my bad. I get snakeoil salesmen mixed up really easily.

Actually, he doesn't have a medical license, and isn't a MD, and never was. He was a licensed psychologist until 2005. It pains me that he refers to himself as "Dr."

CANDY ROOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!

Yo I am down, I can bring the weed and another dog.

Man, Riri is looking amazing in that dress. The header picture has weird shadows that make her boobs appear malformed though.

"...and thus God said to Adam: 'I gave you two head, yea, but only enough blood to use one at a time.'"

Rule # 1 of taking shit about clients and other people at work: keep it out of the corporate email. That shit is way to easily exposed.

Ah Japan, you release games full of schoolgirl panties, simulated sexual assault, and other weird shit, yet you still blur out genitals in your porn. Stay crazy Japan.

Yeah this is always a case-by-case basis. My wife seems ok with pussy, cooter, vajayjay, and hoo-ha, but when it gets time for sexytimes I just bellow SIT ON MY FACE and it goes from there...

Yup, and other bonus point for prescription drug abuse, because they are not DRUGGIE drugs.

This has thoroughly rustled my jimmies.