Ah, someone who didn’t read the article!

The original question is either racist or incredibly stupid.  The question has already been answered a billion times over the last several decades.  

“Someone watching NASCAR should be able to do so with the confidence that they aren’t going to be exposed to hate speech from one of the drivers,”

I am certain you can see with your eyes the difference between Kanye and Larson.

“What’s odd about this instance is that he didn’t appear to be losing or at an incredible disadvantage in the race. Dude just casually dropped the hard-R.”

“People can’t buy enormous SUVs if they don’t have jobs.”

Wouldn’t trust no ‘Murican car in that environment...

“There is no music, no real atmospheric ambiance. Your ears are just pummeled by the raucous BrrrRRR BR BR BR of small-displacement powerplants”

“If debt cost 10% more people would be driving the only car anyone needs, the Honda Fit.”

If you want this, get a Lexus LS.  Similar year models will go for a bit more in great condition, but you get Toyota’s reliability instead of GM’s nonsense.

I don’t live in an HOA neighborhood, thank Jesus.  However, it’s not “paying someone to tell you how to live”, it’s really more like “paying someone to tell your slob neighbors how to live”.  (Unless you are the slob neighbor, I guess  ;)  )

What? No it doesn’t! As a front-engine car, it looks like 99% of other cars on the road. But as a mid-engine car, it looks like something unique and valuable.

“The Ford has an official complement of 4,539 sailors and Marines, and while in our ideal ship they will all defecate at evenly spaced intervals (at 1,440 minutes in a day, we’re naturally talking about 3.15 poops per minute, every minute, 24 hours a day, and NO MORE),”

Yeah, it’s just an “opinion” that the earth (and my lungs, thanks!) is harmed by this crap...

I could totally hang out with the neighborhood high-school kids in this thing.  

In the past, my family employed black farmers as well, they just didn’t pay them...

HAHAHA! My high school friend had almost this exact car. I cannot imagine it being any better with 20 more years tacked on.

“from becoming a stationary flame thrower.”

Now this is a well-written and entertaining article. 

Gah “sport trucks” are dumb.  Hey, who wants a vehicle that costs more, but is less useful in every respect!