Bill-O believes that America is not oppressive and is “basically noble” because the people in his little world are all very nice to him and never try to oppress him. He does not like it when people like Roseanne drag him out into the real world.

Answered my own question: Police have reviewed the camera footage and decided to charge Essa.

Got any cameras in that store there, manager Essa?

Ol’ Geoff Chaucer couldn’t have put it better...

Can anyone translate that message for me? “Let sit + get gross”? Is that some kind of regional lingo?

I read a story this morning about how Disney seems to “end up” courting controversy no matter how hard they try to avoid it. I laughed because in this case there was no “trying to avoid controversy”! Roseanne has been saying stuff like this for years, everyone knows it, it’s public record at this point. If Disney…

You have a point, but the counter-point is that some white people can be educated by this type of thing. Obviously some idiots just want to use Monique’s tweet as a way to argue that Roseanne was not being racist, but there are normal white folks out there who are open to being educated about what is and is not racism.

As opposed to a nice, comfy braise lounge, no doubt...

Next Tesla software update will close the panel gaps everyone is complaining about, rite?

“Rumors already abound that President FuckStick Von GlowFace and his wife share separate bedroom”

Have they in fact gone off the cliff? Last time I looked at a map they are still there....

Then Toyota will start some crap and you will be stuck with the train!

Because everyone knows that childless adults are just DYING to spend a long plane-ride cooped up with a small kid. It’s a F***ing epidemic...

If it’s anything like my building back in NYC, the management doesn’t care (unless you speak Russian).

“Bongiovi Aviation audio system”

I do like the idea of having an app on my phone that dials three numbers, so that I do not have to dial those three numbers. Life just got sooooo much easier!

Be advised: Members of the “party of personal responsibility” will now whine about how Roseanne should not have had any consequences for her words...

Yes, technology advances, thanks for the heads up.

“She thought he was nice, but he said he doesn’t have the autonomy to terminate her.”

““’That’s why they have babies, so they can keep on getting all of the free stuff’,” Carroll said the cashier told her.”