Yes, you can get pregnant with an IUD (because no contraceptive is 100% secure), but I call BS on the rest of the story. For the baby to be born holding an IUD, that IUD would have had to be inside the amniotic sack.

There’s no f’ing way this happened. Also, folks, get your contraceptive information from a doctor, not TikTok. There is a clear and concerted effort to confuse and scare women about birth control on social media and muddy the waters so that more women question and don’t use perfectly effective and safe methods of…

“The master’s tools will never dismantle the master’s house.”

Solid advice.

Keep in mind they’re pairing this with ever-more-aggressive voter intimidation, gerrymandering, and outright fraud, in addition to efforts to take these issues away from the courts altogether. They know what they’re doing.

Am I the only one who purposefully avoids anything to do with Tom Cruise not just because he’s a horrible actor but also because he benefits greatly from Scientology’s slave labor?

People think that in a crisis it’s just a question of fight or flight. But there is absolutely a third option — freeze.

Gee, why would someone want to abort their kid with him...

It doesn’t matter what you look like on the outside, whether you’re white, black, or Sasquatch, even. As long as you follow your dream, no matter how crazy or against the law it is... except for Sasquatch. If you’re Sasquatch, the rules are different.

The reason his account no longer poses the same serious risk to public safety, is because it WAS BANNED AND COULDN’T FURTHER INCITE INSURRECTION.

By all accounts the kid is completely fucking psychotic and will end up killing someone if something isn’t done. The teacher knew this but the school and parents didn’t give a shit. I hope the teacher sues everyone for every cent they have so they don’t ever have to step back into a classroom ever again.

Sadly Gilbert Gottfried isn’t alive anymore as he’d be my go to.

Wow how are they ever going to recast the literally one voice he does for 35 characters.

Is Billy West free?

If I was Adult Swim, I’d just bite the bullet and cancel the show. I know people like to point to “impressionists on TikTok,” but voice acting requires more than doing an impression of someone else. Not to mention how I bet Adult Swim probably doesn’t want to continuously remind people of the alleged domestic abuser…

The legal team for the cockroaches, lice and bedbugs is currently putting together a defamation suit.

Big deal, I know lots of people with MBAs that struggle with 4th grade-level math.

I mean, I was shaking like that a bit after my second shot. But that was because I had the chills, one of the most common symptoms of a flu virus (which my body was in the process of building defenses against). These people look  like they got the chills and decided to play it up because they are attention seeking…

If they’re putting videos on Twitter or getting interviewed on TV, you can bet it’s fake. If they're at a neurologist getting a cat scan trying to figure that shit out, it's probably real. 

“Long COVID is totally fake and caused by everything but COVID, but everything that happens to me after a vaccine is the vaccine and only the vaccine.”

Honestly, as tired of this shit as I am, the medical fields and government agencies have done enough to foster mistrust that even I can’t get behind them, either,…