Yeah, the logistics of an “afterlife” seem pretty ridiculous and fun to consider. What happens when you marry, your spouse dies, and you later remarry? In the afterlife, is that second spouse a third wheel or does it all turn into some blessed polyamorous situation? Wouldn’t that be awkward AF?

These morons...

The Middleditch Verizon commericals are the absolute worst.

“We’re in this watershed moment, and it’s great, but I think one thing that’s not being talked about is there are a whole shitload of guys—the preponderance of men I’ve worked with — who don’t do this kind of thing ...”

Prairie Home Companion is awful. This just adds to my disdain for Garrison Keillor.