WRX STI for all your winter semi-truck towing needs:

I keep a foot powered compressor and tire plug kit.

For comparison, here’s Clarkson reviewing it in glorious VHS quality.

The Merkur is my favorite of that trio.

This two will do.

Porsche Cayenne Turbo

Ariel Atom - for the times when it is warm, sunny and dry outside.

This:

Fun fact: Bryan Nesbitt designed both of them.

Both the PT and the HHR were some of my favourite cars as a kid, I still have a soft spot for the GT Cruiser and the HHR SS.

God damn, thank you for this.

I think a lot of people would, but it would almost have to be built on the same line as the Wrangler, and they’re already at capacity.

The automatic flashing headlight, typically seen on Goldwings more than anything... I get it, you want people to see you, but it’s a little too effective and crosses the line into being an annoyance for others on the road.

Fake stick-on vents and trim.