I’m sitting here, next to my husband who is dying, waiting for hospice to arrive.

I dunno, to me it reads as an aspect of our culture of cynicism, that people need to rush to tell us how little they care about things, including death and Elizabeth Gilbert. Such a hurry, that they forget that they’re talking about a real person that died, and a real person that lost someone they loved.

$25 is too high. Looking at comparable institutions: The Louvre is €8.50 (~$11.00) and the Prado is €9.50 (~$12.00) for adults.

I am 60 years old. In case it helps, I’m going to tell you what I know.

I thought the same thing! A snake bite is a puncture would, and that picture shows scratches, like from a thorny or picky plant.

I own a snake (one of my brilliant decisions as a 20 year old)  and she bit me once when she mistook my hand for food and and it did not look like that. It’s not that I am saying she’s a liar, but snakes have two fangs that are hooked and will bite once and rapidly pull back if it is defensive or bite and constrict if…

How did Lohan afford the vacation? Also, vacations are time off from work. Genuinely puzzled in several ways.

Christiane Amanpour has always been an amazing journalist and damn if I am not happy about her getting more press. All hail Christiane!

I think we know why the women were rotated through quickly. Why no one ever thought, “Hey, maybe we should just replace the guy who’s the problem instead of the women who did nothing wron,” tells you how deeply ingrained misogyny is in everything.

So this means that creepy white dudes Charlie Rose and Matt Lauer have both been replaced by women of color, specifically women of middle eastern descent - Christiane Amanpour and Hoda Kotb. So can we, like, kick out all the creepy white dudes from positions of power everywhere and replace them with awesome women of…

That’s why the marching cry of the alt-right at Charlottesville was “You will not replace us.” (Alternated with “Jews will not replace us,” because fuck those asssholes, but still.) It’s the voice of their anxieties, their fear that ultimately their position of power is an accident of history and not due to their…

I wouldn’t be surprised if part of the Reckoning is realizing that there was a lot of male deadweight sitting around. I think there was passion for the work of a few of these men, like Louis C.K., but I really don’t think that many people were all that enthused about Matt Lauer. Harvey Weinstein has been involved with…

I wouldn’t pay for products specifically to get them from a celeb so this seems pointless. I think Alba’s brand sucess is probably down to the fact its easy to see whats in it and it minimizes additives or harsh cleansers people want to avoid.

My favorite is the Regional Wine Lady!

Amy Sedaris is literally the only celebrity in the entire free world that I would like to be friends with. No one else could possibly be as much fun.

Amy did this on Chelsea Handler’s show in 2008. Way more hysterically gruesome in this instance. Glad she’s bringing it back! (skip to 1:45)

I’m not surprised she’s named Amethyst.

They should actually print this and hand it out in Congress, Alabama and in Evangelical churches. Ah fuck it, hand it out everywhere.

What people often liked was his delivery of the subversive creep factor. And clearly it wasn’t acting. Which kind of explains the over acting - he really never was that great...

I don’t want to be the one, but I’m gonna be the one. We tend to believe male rape victims for a combination of two factors: The first being internalized homophobia because the act is so “unnatural”, and the second being internalized sexism.