I have a question about this one, which is the more terrifying for me: what if you live in a no-carry state? What if you are blessed to live in a state where basically nobody carries guns except police officers and people who live in the very ruralest parts of the state? And where you have to register, wait, and…

Yes, but what I find immensely disconcerting is that a cosmetic surgeon went ahead and did it.

I guess it just seems in poor taste to start dating someone while someone else (who you were dating at some point) is pregnant with your child.

Melania, honey, whatever you paid for that suit was too much. It’s very unflattering.

The consensus is that young people have grown up with people being HIV-positive and walking around seemingly healthy, without the panic of the 80s and the heavy messaging of the 90s. They just don’t have the sense to be worried about anything worse than herpes.

For real though... why don’t young people use condoms anymore?

This is a mistake. I think they should use her as the straight (wo)man and play her off against the two drunk gals, who start out tipsy and then get white girl drunk by the end of the show. It’ll be like watching a bachelorette party interact with its designated driver, and everyone knows bachelorette parties are just…

And that, my friends, is what integrity looks like in the wild.

Kelly Clarkson says she turned down millions of dollars just so she wouldn’t have to share song-writing credit with Dr. Luke.

Why is there zero chemistry in these photos?

I kind of thought they were an odd pairing from the get go.

You need to follow the NY Public Library Instagram page. They post old questions that people have asked them in the past and they are hilarious.

But when she ripped up that photo, Sinead was protesting and trying to get public attention on the Magdalene laundries that were yet another Catholic Church horror show. (And more to come!) The only reason the Magdalene laundries were discovered is because a developer, who had just bought land from some nuns, found a…

‘did i really hurt you that bad that you don’t even want to be my friend?’

Years ago this controlling jerk dumped me...I was devastated...a couple years later, one of those I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED!! — moments happened: I was looking fabulous, outside having lunch on a sunny day with my best friend...I had just bought my own condo, had an awesome new job...and who walks by but…

Ah, I see you also have experience with the ever elusive (but only when they want to be) Narcissistus Vulgaris.

This isn’t about getting back together; it’s about his desire to have contact with her whenever he wants, however he wants simply because he wants it. He doesn’t care that he divorced her via text because he did what he did because he wanted to at the time.

For some reason whenever I see Brand I see this guy:

I think...I love Armie Hammer

Hammer can get a little savage on twitter. This comes across my dash every time Trump endorses racist shit.