Well since Americans love to judge by BMI, he’s overweight bordering on obese. Better hit the treadmill buddy.

And this one spoke to my soul.

Yikes. The hair/eye color, height, and weight, AND an actual SCORE at the bottom! When does the bidding start?

Because when a man has four wives, it means he has four times the family values.

omg I needed a warning for Steven Tyler’s right foot.

North clearly has RKF. Resting Kanye Face.

Males. “I always have difficulty when it comes to having sex with girls.” The quotes are just odd.

“I find my penis is hard to penetrate females.”

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So this dude turned a sexual assault into an opportunity to compliment hhimself on the size of his dick? Wow.

Jesus Christ, she ran right up under that robber. He could’ve reflexively swung down at her. Jesus.

I don’t think I can be convinced that porn is healthy for men. Ladies, whose boyfriends/husbands are pornheads, tell me honestly and not the “sex positive, politically correct, men pleasing” version, do your partners porn habits mean great/improved sex with better, more frequent orgasms for you personally?

Every time I see Amber Heard I’m completely surprised by what she looks like. I can’t keep the memory of her face in my mind. I don’t confuse her with anyone else and she’s certainly good-looking — but she’s completely unmemorable to me. I have googled to see if she's ever been a brunette or redhead. Is she a…

Kylie Jenner is still driving the car that she gave Tyga to give her.

Is this him? Is he Peter Griffin?

After unfortunately realizing too late that the “These ... two” on Dlisted, were Tori & Dean Spelling, I stumbled upon this gem: I love her lip color and that red eye ... yes. Foundation a tad too white. The hair? Whatever. But this dress. It was so cute until the leaf sleeves.

It’s ALWAYS the overweight, unattractive men going on and on about what level of attractiveness is appropriate for women.

I love feeling left out of that dynamic. One of my oldest and dearest friends apologized for inviting me to her baby shower. (There is not a typo or missing word there, she actually apologized and said she’d understand if I didn’t want to go but that she’d love to have me there. I went, it was definitely the most…

Here you go.