figure out who you are, then do it on purpose.

To imply that the denied electroshock therapy was exactly the life-saving type of mental health care that she actually needed is preposterous. They reportedly tried a lot of things and even so she had attempted suicide multiple times. Outrage about that denial is just a smoke screen: a lot of people can’t deal with…

Right because “The family had tried many kinds of psychiatric treatment and Noa Pothoven was repeatedly hospitalised;” - sure sounds like she was just being ignored. Troll. 

Cheetoh just came back from the Dominican Republic lookin and feelin like a whole new cat.

In my heart I’m a multimillionaire so someone get me a gold-plated toilet, already.

I’m sorry lol.

You massively overestimate what a psychological profile can tell you. This is not how personality works. 

If she doesn’t like how the movie depicted her, she’s gonna hate history books.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

They used to air them all on Comedy Central back in the 90s. And let me tell you, there were some funny sketches, but there were a lot, and I mean a LOT of sketches, including Weekend Update, where punchlines would come, and the studio audience would be dead silent. Like, you could hear a pin drop. There is nothing…

I have a weakness for 80s sitcoms. 

10/10 username/avatar-comment synergy.

I cannot believe you used this as a defense of her possible actions. Men have been using “I wouldn’t rape someone who looks like her” and “I’m too good looking to rape someone” as excuses for years. Looks of the alleged perpetrator and the victim don’t really matter when you’re a predator. It’s about controlling and…

What’s really weird is the whole story of how Punky came to live with Henry Warnimont. Her mom abandoned her at a mall and of course it just makes sense to let the single old male photographer with poor social skills take in a young girl. What could possibly go wrong? They took the first three minutes of a Law &…

I don’t know or care if my cats want to run around outdoors. I would be a nervous wreck. They have plenty of toys and cat trees.

I’m sure the executive level card was used and yes, cashback applies on big purchases. I never had the Executive card until I made a $$$$$ purchase where they informed me that just the cash back alone on the purchase would more than pay for the card upgrade. The buyer may have bought it just for the diamond alone I…

And if you get a hotdog at the snack stand after buying the ring, you save an additional, like, $10 on lunch.

I just lost both of my parents within 6 weeks of one another, have been sleeping two hours for every one I’m awake, and even I feel sorry for him. I also want to trim his eyebrows.

Wait until he learns the there’s a NEW Mexico!