Hopefully they all get their little ego boost and drop out after the first debate when it becomes obvious that they don’t have a shot at the title. I’m honestly kind of annoyed at the number of people who could be running competitive house/senate/governors races but are dicking around with the presidential instead.

I also think it’s funny that most people forget the life expectancy number is basically an average of when people have already died. It doesn’t actually mean any specific person is likely or not likely to reach a particular age. I am not even a demographer but underinformed public discussions about this topic irritate…

“If Warren’s or Harris’s poll numbers drop significantly, and we get 10,000-word profiles in return, perhaps I’ll eat these words, but I’m not counting on it."

High waisted bottoms look like a diaper, I’m with you there. Lower bottoms just showcase my post-pregnancy area that still hasn’t gone away. (Breastfeeding is a lie, and celebrities are full of shit.) Most leg cuts go all the way up to my hip bone, and I don't know why.

It’s almost as though this is the inevitable endpoint of body dysmorphia. If anything, people will want your weird plastic-surgery-enhanced body even less.

You know what, good on that shady doctor for bilking these assholes out of their money.

This is what happens when regulatory enforcement falls to low-level administrators. If the person responsible for checking waivers is overworked and/or sympathetic to excuses/arguments, a lot of times they may just let things slide.

Fortunately, the unvaccinated children are easily spotted.

Vomiting on a Japanese Prime Minister, or choking on a pretzel?

From the article:

“A study from 2016 drives this home, pointing out that it’s not that some people see more rats than others, it’s that some people think their complaints get heard and others, well, might have some experience to the contrary.”

So white complain because they believe the city will do something about it…

It doesn’t, because the Times does see fit to note that “The top spot for rat sighting complaints has been the Upper West Side” and this very article states, over and over and over again, that rat sighting complaints = evidence of gentrification. So while the article does not state the things you say in the exact…

Someone give this bird a byline!

Ehhhh . . . they think they know exactly what they are doing

The argument of “only rich people care about their general health, surroundings, and hate vermin!” seems to be inherently flawed.

In zero fairness to trump, “Rusher” is how many New Yorkers would pronounce “Russia”.

Using a little algebra we can determine that this statement has also left us with the argument that “poor people don’t mind rats.” As a one time broke person, I would like to inform you that that is not, in fact, the case.

It would mean getting into a time machine back to 1978 and then writing this piece of hard-hitting journalism.

We will know if your theory is correct when he starts blaming the white house staff for stealing his jewelry or burying his money in cans in the white house lawn. 

This aspect undercuts the author’s hypothesis.

Disagree. Hella rich is like the $25-50m band. Rich as fuck does, in fact, begin right around $50m.