Hopefully the future of sports news isn’t video game gossip being shoved down our throats by a razor company. Oh wait, that’s Deadspin.

These odes to shitty arenas like the Joe are nauseating. It’s just a bunch of nostalgia and sentimentality masquerading as “good” or (as the title says) “perfect”.

JLA was a Goddamned dump.

Did he make it?

The dirt hasn't even been shoveled onto Gawkers corpse yet and now you're trying to bring down Deadspin with this bullshit. GTFO of here with these takes

This is a wonderful piece, and you sound like a great brother. But — as someone who understands the power of certain words, and how they’re used, you should get this — I wish you hadn’t used the phrase “confined to a wheelchair” multiple times. My wheelchair doesn’t have straps or locks that keep me from moving;…

At least you got to waste your parents’ money. Many of us waste our own.

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