Uber plows a ton of what they bring in into R&D, at a rate far higher than Lyft (who is partnering with car companies instead).

Hey dude, we wouldn’t want to recharge an aquifer or somethin’...

A wizard is something a whore does for money...

Well, Doctor Strange is a sorcerer. Everyone knows that British magicians graduate to Wizadry and American magicians graduate to Sorcery. Granted, Doctor Strange didn’t graduate from an accredited American Society of Magic institution, but he probably went with the traditional American title as an homage to his roots.

I hope they got the egg case.

I agree. The MOBA “lane pushing” is not meant for shooters. SMITE is the closest you can get to a hybrid shooter/moba while doing it right, and even then, SMITE is considered the least successful of the successful MOBAs.

There’s a very substantial difference between saying you don’t like the Irish and punching the first random redhead you see in the face.

I’ve only ever seen white Wii’s in person. I’ve seen ads for black ones and red ones. Never for blue though.

You bought a console for a game without a release date?

Same as the Apple Watch! It’s a match made in heaven!

Zojirushi are the best out there. I have a Zojirushi NS-LAC05XT Micom 3-Cup Rice Cooker. Makes rice perfect every time and all you do is pour water to the corresponding marks in the pot and hit the cook button. Nothing to it and does not cost a a lot.

Zojirushi are the best out there. I have a Zojirushi NS-LAC05XT Micom 3-Cup Rice Cooker. Makes rice perfect every…

Jealousy is ugly

I don’t want to be that guy, but the guy’s name is Amanda and it says he/her/hers on his/her twitter. Is that being ironic, or...? I mean, he/she isn’t putting a lot of effort into it.

Yes! The favorite response of NASCAR fans. “Durrrrr I’d like to see you do it durrr.” Oh yea? Well I’d like to see me build a skyscraper, but that ain’t happening either. People confuse skill with sport. Not the same thing. Nobody said it was easy. We just said its not a sport. And that it’s dumb. We said that too.…