Just remember everyone, if you play good sports, that greatly increases your social capital and makes it less likely that you’ll be the victim of a serial killer.

You do mean killers, right, and not Hispanic men?

Just remember folks, she’s free because of one thing: She plays sports. If the hostage were, say, Emily Leibert (the author of this article) she’d still be in Russia.

We ‘Murcans sure luvs us some sports.

So is it now ok to admit that this franchise is about fetishizing cruelty and violence, especially towards women?

A lot of, too many, people praised boxer and rapist Mike Tyson for saying “[s]ocial media made y’all way to[o] comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it.” (Though those same people often had no problem getting mad at Will Smith!)

It’s only a hole of any kind if people stop giving him their money. They won’t. Accordingly it’s really just a publicity stunt. Too bad R Kelly didn’t think of this. Front load the crazy politics and leave the illegal sex shit covered up, and he’d still be outside prison walls today.

So you’re just realizing this now, eh?

Kanye West has always been talent-less and his behavior has always been problematic. Full stop.

Am I correct that this post was satirical?

Incel!

Even the weird “Albanian” crack? If so can you explain it? Because no one else here seems to even get it, let alone consider it as correct or otherwise.

I actually thought it was pretty good.

Why can’t this happen to any movies I like so that way I can burn my DVD copy into the computer and hoard it for future generations while selling the physical copy for cash?

Short of having a queen up your sleeve and hoping no one notices or something like that, I can’t think of what Chess cheating could consist of other than having a computer or another person work out the logic of the moves on your behalf. And while that would indeed be “cheating” it would also be meaningless unless the…

I’m getting very mixed signals about this movie and the slave trade. In reality of course this country was very deep in the slave trade. I had hopes that the movie was a Braveheart-style historical fantasy and that I wouldn’t have to skip it like I did “The Northman.”

Why didn’t he just drown and get it over with?

Why does this surprise me? It doesn’t feel like I should be surprised.

This.

So Chess has gotten stupid now too?