and yet they still lead the series 3-2 because the Warriors seem to have lost themselves

I would have given my left nut to escape a few hours of wedding planning, the fuck is Turner complaining about.

Tough decision. His heart is between a rock and a hard place.

He’s not comparing. No one is downplaying your precious little rivalry, relax.

Correa had a solid batflip, too. We should talk about that.

“I’m a fanatic and I’ve gone to maybe 6 games in my life.” - Guy With a Terrible Take

I don’t believe anybody will watch it. People follow UT because they are alumni, or they grew up in Austin, or they grew up in Norman, OK and hate everybody, or they went to a game one time and got swept up in the crowd. There are hundreds of additional fingers bringing them back to rooting for UT.

“Some of y’all can count TO TEN?!”

That seems fishy but I do think Tim Salmon also improved after age 25.

Wait so I just read 2/3 of an article just to find out it’s a puff piece praising your favorite team’s fans for being so classy? Fuck you Draper

The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

Breaking news: Woman who was jacked in the face by enormous, physically powerful athlete was “Not actually asking for it,” but was, in fact, being harassed even before punches were thrown.

That’s just terrible.

It’s still hacking, but you haven’t even got the fundamentals of the situation correct.