Hell, a personalized copy of The Kama Sutra.

Hrm, why not BOTH a picture book and a copy of Great Expectations, along with the hat just to buck the “only 2 gifts” rule?

Ulysses. It has to be Ulysses.

Dolce and Gabbana should definitely weigh in on this.

Go one further and give ‘em Ethan Frome. That way it would stay in storage forever.

A set of Encyclopedia Brittanica.

Encyclopedia Britanica!

Something tells me that kid’s not gonna read Great Expectations even when he’s in HS...

Clothing with names is the #1 thing that prevents us for returning it or consigning it

If my sibling sent me this, I’d send the kid a picture book and a hat with his name on it out of spite.

“Clothing with names is the #1 thing that leads to kidnapping”

All those criticisms are so legit, and yet this is so, so, watchable.

EVERYBODY.

The potential for humblebragging here is endless.

and somewhere in chicago right now there’s some poor lady getting millions of questions about the state of modern feminism

Are they REALLY dopplegangers?

When I was first in college my friends kept coming up to me and telling me that there was a girl on campus “that looks JUST LIKE YOU!!!” I totally dismissed it and didn’t think much of it until I drove by this girl walking down to the parking lot that similar hair, and when I did a double take, I almost drifted off…

I definitely have never met someone who looks just like me. Ever. I’ve had people mistake me for other women, but it turns out that being blond and fat is often enough for some people to make that mistake. :/

Jesus Christ, what a bunch of butts. I don’t have kids and I don’t want kids and I don’t really like kids but I do my best to nod along supportively when people talk about their kids or show me pictures or whatever because that is basic human courtesy and also I guess it’s really nice that people love their kids? It’s…