Madeleine, this quiz hurt my feelings.

“Keep that p***y tight while I’m gone.”

Oh dear. I highly DO NOT RECOMMEND using this stuff, or if you insist, use it sparingly. You are literally (yes, literally) spraying emulsified wax on your clothes, which builds up over time and doesn't wash out.

I love how non-doctors are telling actual doctors how to do their job. I think the AMA should do something similar, but I just can’t think of anything at the moment.

Same for me :(

Explain please?

I feel the same way. It’s not as if there were only one or two people witnessing who feared for their own safety. Even then, how hard is it to leave the scene and call 911? Something is very wrong here and it’s very disheartening.

I know the bystander effect is real and you can’t know how you’ll react in a situation like this until you’re in it, but goddamn, I seriously can’t imagine not doing anything to help a person being assaulted. That poor woman. I hope she sees justice.

I'm really depressed by how delighted I am that the police did their job.

I like her too - but I think she did a pretty bad job. Maybe it was the material (which surely she had a heavy hand in), but she also seemed really uncomfortable. I thought some of it was a little too much for the MTV crowd - that Fifty Shades of Grey prerecorded skit was dumb.

I'm an actual Old and I think this sort of stunt breeding is terrible. It's terrible for the resulting children, and it certainly isn't doing the woman any favors.

If Betsey Johnson can still do perfect cartwheels at 72, age is truly nothing but a number.

So if I think this is highly unethical, I’m an “ageist hater”? So be it

“Her 13 children – the oldest of whom is 44 – are by five different fathers”

Agreed. I give doctors serious sideeye for enabling these decisions.

“The female bod” didn't exactly make this one happen by itself. I hope everyone comes out of this reasonably healthy and well. Feminism shouldn't mean we have to applaud medically risky choices.

Jez is just not a safe place to fuck up EVER

I think you can fuck up as long as you admit your mistakes and redeem yourself, which doesn’t seem to be the case with him.

I want to star this a million times.

Hells to the no. Teachers are not like cops, we don’t close ranks around the bad apples. Child molesters don’t deserve a second chance in the profession. Ever.