I don't have kids but when I was 10, I played an April fools joke on my dad. I had a pair of plastic toy tweezers and hid behind the couch my dad was napping on, and kept plucking his arm hairs. He'd wake up, rub his arm a bit, then go back to sleep. Did this 3 times before I got caught and had to barricade myself in…

My son was born on April 1st and that little disappointment continues to be the cruelest prank the universe has ever played on me.

The father of her child AND her child. Wolfgang plays bass with them, no?

"Oh, I'm sorry. Am I in your way? I'm just trying to watch the father of my child perform on national television."

I once had someone ask me and my friends to stop singing along at a Springsteen show.

There is literally nothing in this world worse than blurry instagram video of live musical performances.

Oooph, I know that celebrities have it realllllllllly good in life, but I still can't help but feel a little bad for Kris and Kanye that people think it's ok to walk right up to them and take a photo of them WHILE THEY'RE SLEEPING and the photo is published like it's news.

Look, aren't we jumping to conclusions here? Isn't it possible that some considerate student wanted to give some squirrels a nice rope swing?

I do not like this at all.

I miss Callie :'(

I've been paying attention. The New DB is an entirely apt assessment.

Not just you. I'm more than kinda in agreement, for at least 3-4 reasons in this Dirtbag alone. :=/

I know this is a flat-out cruel thing to say, but I think she's...the new Doug Barry.

Seriously, she probably grabbed more headlines than any other woman in the late 90s, and she can't spell her fucking name right??*

Dang Karyn this is a pretty shitty Dirtbag. Yay you!

What's with the hate on Sollecito? His life has been saved after being wrongfully accused and he has the money for a crazy car, why the hell wouldn't he celebrate being acquitted?!

Both of them can celebrate, preferably on one of those high class around the world cruises, because those two were innocent and have had their lives and names dragged through the mud for way too long. The killer is in prison. It is over.

Same. I'm a Jewish chick and I don't find any of those tweets particularly offensive either. Some of them are relying on tired stereotypes about women to make lazy jokes, but that's (unfortunately) par for the course in comedy and I definitely don't think they make him an anti-Semitic misogynist or anything. Plus the…

Right? And wouldn't it be "don't Bill Clinton all over that dress"? Just, like, logistically speaking?

Don't you mean he shouldn't Bill Clinton all over the dress? It was not a stain Monica Lewinsky made. Also, I really liked her TED talk, so I'm feeling like she might be allowed to move on past her past now.