Eh, I will just stick with my Rush, Zappa, Bowie and Pink Floyd.

I can't even with this shit. I was 14 when Kurt Cobain died, and I assure you, everyone showed up for school the next day.

The good news: David Lee Roth is back with Van Halen.

It was called Star Trek: The Next Generation, and it was the greatest show of all time.

Are you fucking kidding me?* Is this a hot new slang word from the youths? No. Just, no. It looks like a fucking typo and is stupid as hell. Just say "strong."

New York, Population: 19.75 million

The world may never know.....

WHAT IS THIS FRESH HELL? HE POCKETS HIS BOOGERS? WHYYYYYY?

It's very nice that you found an environment in which you are happy, but I do wish people would stop deferring to evolution every single time. The people who write books and push the idea that humans "evolved" or "didn't evolve" to be monogamous or play football or drive a Toyota Cressida do so with very flimsy…

Makes perfect sense, actually. Stupid people trust the news more than less stupid people, and the particular ideology represented by Fox News happens to attract a significantly larger proportion of stupid people. It's science.

Once at a store I worked at, there was a kid running around unsupervised. By kid, I mean like maybe 5 yrs old, and by running around, I mean "full sprint, trying to body-check other customers". The floors were tile, and frequently had a lot of dust on them, so this wasn't something we encouraged. I asked the mother…

This is like, the ur-example of what "privilege" actually is and I will draw on it forevermore.

Do you mean to suggest that there's a misogyny problem in rap music? You don't say?! I can't believe it.

I speak from experience, you cannot out-weird the inventor of the Twinkie wiener dog sandwich. You merely can hope to keep pace.

the academy are candyasses for this mistake.

The Grand Budapest Hotel should have won best picture.

Counterpoint: Milk is delicious.

Here's how to fix it: