I bought a 2400 baud modem. It was twice as fast as my 1200 baud modem. I connected it to my Amiga 1000. Text scrolled up the screen faster than I could read it!

This is the Jon Voight-iest I've ever seen her look.

Some of us boring old dudes were boring even when we were young dudes.

Rich people goo, indeed—holy crap on those prices! And I thought La Mer was expensive. Good for you for the freebie though!

I once found an unopened 1.7oz jar of La Prarie Skin Caviar Luxe Cream at my office. It was sitting in the break room next to the sink. I let it sit there for a full week unclaimed, and then I could resist no longer and took it for myself. My office frequently has some very wealthy people passing through for tours and…

This is correct. Many companies just contract out for a basic product, have the private label manufacturer throw in a sexy sounding ingredient that marketing can hype (functionality not important) and let the flowery advertising copy flow. There is little to no oversight, even for the certified organic products. As…

Or just buy ethically-raised meat. But you probably enjoy maintaining your holier-than-thou affect, so whatever.

I'm going to reserve judgement until we find out how annoying these people were.

Why did she throw Mickey away? WHYYYY?!

They didn't need to do a stunt where it looks like one of their people doing a flip off the stairs, but they dressed someone who could up in one of those damn colour-blocked dresses and did it anyway, and it is wonderful. The details do matter!

I was just thinking exactly the same thing. I hope that nice lady lives far away from Wasco.

The man doing the flip. That was the only one posted when I responded.

looks like a man doing that flip!

Which one, the obvious dude in a dress doing a flip?

Best scene in the whole commercial!

I laughed a little at the veil answer's ending. But other than that...

That gif is the only good thing about this piece. No thank you.

this is uncomfortably unfunny

This was not so good.