I was gonna go with "you're probably not that interesting," but I guess that works too.

So, she's got a bad attitude, but I don't think we can really put that into context without knowing where she falls on the Bieber-equivalency scale.

The word to describe that feeling is schadenfreude. It is my favorite word AND feeling!

Right? That right there is the universe's way of waving the biggest, reddest flag it can. LISTEN TO THE UNIVERSE.

I really didn't think it was going to make me laugh but I laughed so hard.

The ring betrayed him. And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend, legend became myth, and for two and a half thousand years the ring passed out of all knowledge. Until, when chance came, it ensnared a new bearer.

She did not jump in the water. That means she does not want the ring or the fella.

WHAT?!

According to someone who claims to be a friend of the guy (in the YouTube comments), she said yes but then changed her mind later that day.

The thing I honestly don't understand about proposal videos: when they go spectacularly wrong (guy gets turned down in front of Yankee Stadium, ring falls in lake and is stolen by Hobbit, aliens abduct both parties and ship them off to salt mines) why do people still upload them?

"Oh my god. Oh my god," he repeated, looking up at his intended— a vast horror building behind his tear-filled eyes— wondering how it could have all changed so suddenly; how it would never be like it was; whether he could ever love her again. "Oh my god," he said once more, softer, before slipping away beneath the…

Dude is (totally unjustifiably) furious. Check out that accusatory "Oh my God" and accompanying look. I wonder if he retroactively retracted the proposal afterwards?

THEN WHAT HAPPENED?????

Especially when the misfortune is so, so easily anticipated. This isn't even a boat. It's a series of floating chairs. And he doesn't have the ring in a box, just gripped loosely in his fingers. With a bunch of drunk people. It's like he wanted it to happen.

I wanna see videos like this in which the dudes get rejected. Proposal videos gone wrong ALL THE WAY!

That poor woman. I really hope they found the ring.

It's a sign.

Good god, if that isn't the most horrifying 15 seconds of silence at the end there.

And anyone who doesn't sanitize their database inputs deserves to have a drop table command sent in by someone.

I'm thinking that not everyone should try to go down to a single moniker, because with her last name dropped my brain somehow registers the cadence of Kendall differently.