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Florida and then Texas? Thank goodness you've got a sense of humor!

It is good for a range of reactions, isn't it? From Obama's, "Your post has resonated with me and ignited a fiery passion in my heart," to Boehner's, "Ohh please, your words are bad and I now have a headache," to Fonzie's, "Ayyyyyyyy."

Gawker has the gif!

with a face gentle and soft like rolled-up sleeping bag

Looks bluewashed.

Jay Z's dancing would be perfect for one of those 'white people' gifs.

I've always gone with either just a box spring or a super cheap bed, then put the extra money into a top quality mattress. Beds are good for making a room look nice, but the mattress is what you're actually sleeping on.

I haven't yet, but I will! I'm currently on book 8 out of 9 in the Culture series, and once I finish them all I think I need to take a break and read a different author. But The Wasp Factory is definitely on my list for sometime this year.

do what?

I'm almost done with Iain M. Banks' Culture series, and I've loved it. Each book is a standalone story, and they each vary so much in tone and perspective. The Culture is essentially a progressive, ultra left-wing post-scarcity civilization, and the books extrapolate and explore all the facets that grow out of that

Ground beef. Frying pan.

They mean vagina, right?

I think I like it better when they pull up and over from the bottom hem. When they pull from the top, specifically t-shirts, I get distracted by the increased likelihood of stretching it badly and ruining the elastic around the neck.

Could have been worse.

Looks like a DIY job. Unfinished wood, exposed screws, etc.

Not all the writers on this site are assholes, but of the ones that are, Tracie Egan Morrissey has long been the worst of them. She's the same one who thinks it's funny when women hit their boyfriends/husbands, and perfectly hilarious to take a creep shot of an unsuspecting dude whose junk happens to be outlined in

Sometimes you gotta let a one night stand just be a one night stand and not take anything that comes after it personally. Humans are weird and don't always have rational reasons for doing things, like texting the day after a one night stand. Trying to figure it out is a recipe for madness.

Point Break!