Maybe the apartment is unfurnished and he preferred to sleep in a bed. Also, room service.

Along those lines, signing letters with "Thanks much." ARE YOU SO LAZY YOU HAD TO LEAVE OUT THE WORD "SO?" THANKS SO MUCH. THANKS SO MUCH. THANKS SO MUCH.

I think he meant it sarcastically.

In b4 someone points out that a small minority of greek orgs have done occasional volunteer work and/or donated to charity, therefore the whole greek thing is validated and not simply a cancerous mass growing on the ass of the university system as a way for kids to buy friends as they desperately seek a feeling of…

The first four months of 2013 were great. The latter eight months, though, will always be remembered as the time my fiancé and I were forced to live on opposite sides of the planet. I think we learned a lot about ourselves and each other and our relationship, but having to spend our entire engagement in a LDR was…

I definitely wouldn't say phone calls are lazy. I mean, I would gladly send the most thought out and effort-laden thank you card of all thank you cards if it means I don't have to talk on the phone.

That's exactly why they're supposed to send you a thank you card to thank you for the thank you card.

After sorting through about a million billion unpleasant people, I eventually met my fiancé thanks to OKC, so it does happen sometimes.

0.3% of $6,000 worth of sex toys?

Soon...

Natasha Lyonne in Slums of Beverly Hills, Joan Allen in Pleasantville, right off the top of my head.

'shopped!

I'm always kind of amazed that with all the constant talk of 'the death of publishing' and how 'no one reads anymore,' there's still enough money to throw around for these book deals.

I didn't know this! Thanks!

What is it?! I don't really understand its purpose but it looks amazing!

This is... not good. Not good.

Ned was a friend of mine. Not a close friend, but very much more than just an acquaintance. I first met him through a mutual friend around 2005 in NYC, and knew immediately (like instantly, no exaggeration) that he was one of the most genuine, good-hearted people I'd ever encountered. He just radiated that kind of…

Burt, you have big shoes to fill when it comes to the squee posts. Please ask Laura for squee-posting tips before she leaves.