Plus, if you walk without rhythm, you won’t attract the worm.

Speaking of lying - Garak from Star Trek DS9 in regards to The Boy Who Cried Wolf:

Skuldervarmer is Norwegian for “shoulder warmer”. Yet another in a long line of descriptive IKEA product names. :)

Man, fuck Film Title, the original Young Adult Book Source was so much better.

Agreement. Statements pertaining to the need for one good movie that even lives up to the trailer before selling us an entire “cinematic universe.”

I can’t wait to see this film about a thing; I’m so excited they got that actor to reprise his or her role!

The Film Title Cinematic Universe is based on a property that I’ve been attached to from childhood and am still attached to today, so I won’t judge it the way I judge cinematic universe projects that don’t mean anything to me personally. Bring on more Film Title films! Sequels! Comics! Toys! I want it all! Cater to my…

Im already wondering about the viability of the Film Title Cinematic Universe and if we really need it.

No, it’s not not not that piece. It isn’t not another piece.

Bærd may require assembly.

That’s how they get their Dothraki loincloths.

I like how it magically imbues the wearer with lush locks and a beard.

Truth. It doesn’t have any dowels in the rug, but it will still be missing some.

Would be even better if the coat of arms was a diagram showing HOW to construct a coat of arms.

Yeah, I went to an Ikea and checked it out. It comes with weird ‘fine-print’ at the bottom of the instruction guide:

House Ikea

Each time an employee clocks out, they are required to say “And now my shift has ended.”

Somehow... I don’t know how, but somehow - that rug will be missing a part.

The NBA will never allow him to spend his own money. Might start a trend.

This man’s continued existence is proof that JFK was not killed by any government plot.