This is a man who rides his golf cart onto the green itself! Do you seriously think he has, in his adult life, ever lived or stayed in a place that wasn’t climate controlled to whatever temp Mr. Orange wants?

He loves weddings so much, he had three of them!

Yeah, I think the bride/groom made an informed decision, but I feel bad for the innocent bystanders. Can you imagine, you’re already dreading going to your shitty conservative cousin’s wedding because when her Facebook isn’t MAGA it’s a fucking wedding countdown clock, and all you’re looking forward to is the open…

If you decide on a Trump property for your wedding, you know what to expect right? There is a non-insignificant chance he may come. Is that a selling feature? Not like NJ or Fl are bereft of golf club banquet rooms. Are you hoping he comes? Was this the only one that worked out for your plans and you’re hoping he…

A reminder and personal pet peeve: choking is when something obstructs your airway from inside your throat; strangulation is when the obstruction is external. Strangulation sounds scarier which is why I think people tend to say choke but this is horrific and should be described accurately.

I believe he committed Wyre Fraud in this case.

The fried chicken fat/skin is one of the most delicious things on earth.

Your sister in law is a wise woman. My husband kept telling me not to trust the tach (he even covered it up), to shift when the transmission sounded or felt a certain way. When it was time to shift he kept asking “feel that?” or “hear that?” As a matter of fact, no. Unless it started shuddering before stalling, I…

If it makes you feel any better, this is an actual Faberge clutch:

I don’t drive stick because I didn’t know anyone with a stick when I was learning.

I mean, is anyone surprised that the NFL is not really committed to concussion research? Why would a business fund research that is going to directly harm them?

So is anybody going to actually stop watching and supporting the NFL? Or will we vocalize our outrage while watching every week?

I guarantee that he does not think of his deceased wife or his children as human beings.

Apparently, the daughter told other witnesses that she “knew this would happen.” :(

“Why are you taking a taxi for so short a distance? What’s wrong with you?”

Probably he thought she was laughing at him.

So what are the odds that this isn’t the first incident of domestic violence by this man? I’m also running with the idea that she wasn’t even laughing at him.

not the same

I’m listening to the audio book lately, mostly while I’m walking the dog. During the daytime. It’s scary as fuck.

Everything floats down here! ....that is if it’s mass per unit of volume is equal to or less then that of the water.