You may be on to something:

Yea! Privileged rich people making hard working people’s miserable lives harder and more miserable! Oh, my, pranking is fun!

Wonder how Anna Deavere Smith feels about it.

psst. Hillary isn’t running.

SHough > cdwag14
9/24/19 4:59pm

Who is your preferred candidate?

Sure, Ms. Sarandon. Sure.

a concerned citizen noticed that there were two unsupervised third graders in the restaurant during school hours, and called the police

He’s in it because James Clapper has been called in as a special investigator.

OK, OK, you’ve convinced me.

the ultra Christian

When college is free, jobs will soon “require” a master’s degree.

the implication of this tweet is that she thinks all of Beyonce’s IG followers are eligible US voters

You can put The Cosby behind bars, but you can NOT lock up his Pull Your Pants Up solutions to everything!

No, no. Great dames, not great danes.

“There’s no such thing as a clumsy man, only uncommunicative women.”????
A wise woman once sang, It takes two to make a thing go right.
#agency

Pretty sure that won’t work with Splinter.
Splinter hates you and wants you to die with your ideologies that are calmly expressed but don’t repeat the same idea expressed in the post.

Funniest thing I’ve seen all month

That would be sexist.

Was he contacted for the next season of ‘Nobodies’?

Pizza Hut hates you, all of you.
Pizza Hut has hated you since the 80s.
But you keep going back
Because the salty soggy dough will have its way.