Billie Eilish is not a teenage girl. She’s an adult.

Person 1: “I don’t have sex with goats.”

Taking a righteous stand can have consequences. That’s what we have to weigh when choosing to act on our beliefs.

As to your question 1), similarly one must wonder why DaBaby wasn’t “cancelled” for assaulting a (Black) woman. That is a physical attack on a person, not a verbal denouncement of a group.

Burton could get a job stocking shelves at Trader Joe’s and still have the same cachet as always.

Not just a garnish, it’s also cups.

broccoli florets, cauliflower, kidney beans, sunflower seeds, and cheddar cheese, with a touch of ranch dressing drizzled on top. Maybe add on a few cherry tomatoes or a handful of spinach

Toasting before splitting had never occurred to me. That's got to introduce more textual contrast. Next time I'm going to try my English muffin a la mode d'abmoraz.

Whew! I was bracing myself for some new elaborate, precious process. Glad to know the old-fashioned fork is still best. Thanks for the confirmation!

1) Come on, man. Biden had been saying “man” like that for decades to all audiences.

Wait, what? Zoom, Teams, and Meet aren’t free?

As you may have seen by now, he said “fight injustice and not just look out for themselves” to all (including white, of course) graduating high school students later that day.

Did he have the pound cake in his hand or not? That's what it comes down to.

Because the rich are full of greed and the rest are much in need. So they have to believe in something.

You’re living it. Have been for three years, now.

Do you think these are all the same kids?

Found the not-parent.

They are both unlikable.

This pilot is truly awful, contrived, forced, polemical, saccharine mess. If the alt right were capable of doing effective parody, it would create this.

Note to self: Ignore rappers who call themselves some form of baby.