Around age 12: “Ooh! Vanilla frosting in the fridge!”
Salty Hag
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Ants, live, a whole left over sodas' worth. I was about 13. So much shrieking and vomiting ensued. 100s of ants... And it was more the sensensation of the live ants desperately trying to climb out of my through and mouth that kept my gag reflex active for hours days weeks...
I ate soap. I was not a child.
Once took a turkey meatloaf out of the freezer, then cooked it before it was done thawing. The interesting part was where the salmonella kicked in while I was doing a jigsaw puzzle. To this day I’m not sure how a puzzle piece ended up in the toilet. The likely answer is it got caught in my hair before I ran to the…
That’s exactly who I thought of with this. It’s very easy for someone who wants to cause trouble to literally slip through the crowd at a concert, and anything that will help keep performers and concertgoers safe is a good thing.
Jezebel’s Politics is flatlining. I have no idea why the invasive technology this site uses to sell me shit is more morally self-aware than Taylor Swift’s attempt to try and save her own fucking life.
90% of Dragon Age fans will abandon the franchise if there are no romances in DA4.
And it has no romance. Well.. that’s a big fail. No matter how awkward the romances in the game were... they are normal things that happen to normal people who hang out alot together. Love and friendship grows.. when can we just be normal adults about this? People eat, shit, fuck and drink a cup of tea together.... I…
That sounds like knife catching
Don’t mess with knife throwing. I low-key stabbed myself in the chest doing that
To be fair, I lived a life much like today’s shut-in teens, but not by choice, and without the access to information, socialization, and entertainment that they have now. I can’t imagine how much better my teenaged life would have been if it was happening now. Not even changing any of the seriously fucked-up things…
Bit of a different story.
“...and “Shy Ronnie 2: Ronnie & Clyde” (featuring Rihanna, in what I would personally argue is one of Rihanna’s best songs)“.
Haha, my husband has occasionally referred to the last day, when it's over but I'm still spotting as “medium rare."
My favourite is “it’s my time of the month” because I feel it accurately makes periods seem like something which women are sentenced to and “i’ve got the decorators in” just cus its so whimsical!
I love the term menses. When I was expecting my period, I would refer to my “imminent menses.” I like how dramatic it sounds.
One of my finest moments late in Junior high was a boy on the bus asking me why I was so bitchy looking, and my response of “My uterus is sloughing off superfluous tissue, and if hurts.”