So... who did it?

The only thing that might get mass public cult approval of Segways is if in his next zombie classic, the great George A. Romero had smarms of the undead all attacking on them looking like... like... well, like the people who now ride them.

@Curves:

Tea Leafs!* (two wrongs don't make a right)

I gave one of these to my partner a year or so ago.

Your Bonor Donor friend could make BIG BUCKS with that thing.