Aretha Franklin was notorious for being a controlling perfectionist.

Societally, nobody respects marriage anymore. Not the people in a marriage, and not the people outside it, either.

I hope it turns out like those crazy kids, Mudasir and Asif. Who doesn’t like a good old-fashioned Friendship Regain?

Small comfort, but Bill Cosby looks like death. He’s a goner.

*flips table*

It was a vicious cycle I had to quit, like, read all the shitty comments about the Obamas, rage stroke, angry rebuttal comments, never ending deluge of hate from other right wingers on Facebook in response to my comments, rinse, repeat. Not worth it, because they don’t want to hear it, and no amount of facts or reason…

Kat Von D’s eyeliner is great for this. It’s like using a calligraphy brush to put on eyeliner. You can get a good dupe from Jesse’s Girl that’s about $6-8 at Rite Aid.

Well, the thing is, you aren’t alone. In this particular pain, you have a shared experience with countless others (myself included).

Once you’re legally allowed to buy booze, “temper tantrums” are off the table, especially in front of your kids. If Brad, an adult man in his 50s, was having temper tantrums, then no one else was “ruling the roost” because big adult babies being indulged to the point of having tantrums are the ones ruling everyone…

Is it raining apples, bananas and tomatoes in that pic? Forgive me, but that's taking "tomatoes are a fruit!" a step too far—you never want tomatoes in your fruit shower.