That soda in the lead image has gone flat.

I’m not a gun person, but those seem pretty simple enough and I see no reason why they couldn’t be followed 100% of the time. In fact, if one truly appreciates the deadly nature of guns, they seem like common sense. Even more so if using a gun is part of your job. One needn’t be a robot to follow them.

Nothing—NOTHING—about those rules requires a robot. Four. We're talking about exactly four rules that are the minimum standard for being responsible. If you cannot train yourself to always follow them, then you are automatically disqualified from any right to gun ownership.

Anyone who can’t learn those simple rules has no business carrying a gun. The end.

Good advice.

The Four Rules

That’s it. Go stand in the corner and think about what you just said. >:(

This is faker than that stick of evidence that Sisko planted on DS9.

Haven’t we had this discussion before?

Gawker Media, ladies and gentlemen! Advocating murdering stray animals! Wave goodbye as they file their way out of the Hulk’s new wrestling emporium.

Say goodbye to Kotaku!

Wow, uh...that sounds like you just shared something really personal with us all.

I’ve learned recently that none of the current kotaku are worth a shit, but none takes the cake (literally and figuratively ) more than Mike Fahey...I don’t even understand how the guy has a job, he literally makes laziest of content and often times gives huge mis information (especially in his MMO coverage) it’s…

This whole comment was almost as pathetic as the people who ask to be taken out of the gray's.

This will be a tough challenge, citizen. On one robotic hand, people watched her streams because of the sex appeal she has, the main selling point of watching her streams, much like people enjoyed watching me get blown to pieces by small arms fire.